bullshiting 101.

when it comes to making up a truly believable story on a paper or presentation,

by far, Marty McFly is theee greatest.



our story begins..

i'm in the african american experience class and we have this semester long project given to us hmm, lets say around january,

the assignment we have is a social activism project.

[if you don't know what activism is, i suggest a few more years of schooling.]

anyyyways to start our project we had to create a proposal for what we were going to do for the project.

we'll say this is around the beginning of february, when our group decides to pick the topic of obesity.

there were tons of plans we wanted to do and we actually did have a good outlook on the project, but then...

SPRING BREAK, hahahaha.

we had met about six times before spring break..

after spring break we didn't meet until, hmmmm about 2 days before our project was due! lol.

so we're meeting on tuesday,

umm, "guys what are we gonna do?" hahaha

man, i tell you after sitting in the library for 2 hours 2 days straight, we came up with this:

- we went and gathered physical education, food, and health statistics at local high schools,

-we went around campus providing information on obesity and it's health issues and other information,

-we held an outdoor event (that really wasn't ours) that was to promote obesity awareness and physical activity.

-annnd, we wrote a letter to the school board on our findings and suggestions on improving the schools.

lol, "how the fuck? martin that's complete bullshit, you're getting an F" right? yeah i know, except not!

haha, today we presented that shit to the class, mind you, EVERYTHING is pretty much in some way a lie.

when we presented what we did the teacher was surprised, she LOVED everything and was completely amazed.

she applauded thanked us multiple times and basically, we got a fat ass A.

mann, out of all the bullshitting i've done in my educational career, this one by far takes thee cake.

this was great, i was so happy because this was not a hard class, just an annoying one.

need help on your paper? i got you.

sign up for my class bullshitting 101.

you're welcome =).

OPP (Obesity Prevention Program) bitch. hahaha